Fashionably Challenged

Before leaving the privacy of our home and entering the public domain,

I always

inspect/correct/modify

my children's attire.


Is their hair neat?

Are their clothes clean?

Are they dressed appropriately for

the present weather conditions

or

function

we will be attending?


DO THEIR CLOTHES MATCH?!


This last one is a biggie since,

and I won't name names,

some of my children are a bit

"fashionably challenged."

Anyone else encounter this in your home?